#CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE #PITCH BEING THROWN INTO A SAC!?#SCREECHING ANGRILY #FLAILING AROUND LIKE A PISSED OFF CAT#SCURRIES OUT AS A SHADOW AS SOON AS THEY OPEN IT#AND SHUFFLES UP TO THE TOP OF THE GLOBE#BECAUSE THATS AS FAR AS HE CAN GET AWAY FROM THESE WEIRDOS#AND HE IS ALREADY SO CRANKY AND DOES NOT #APPRECIATE THIS TREATMENT#AND IS JUST ANGRILY HISSING THE ENTIRE TIME

Sequel to my random Guardian!Pitch Giftset

While I am screeching in laughter at this and those tags

I srsly believe Pitch is the Guardian of fear and this would ttly happen eventually

 - maybe without the sac though.

No the sack is necessary. 100% necessary. 

I like to think he was a Guardian before Guardians were a thing though. Fear keeps people safe. So he’s running around being all “Weh I am a bad guy look at me Manny. NOTICE ME. I’M EVIL NOTICE MEEEE” and Man in Moon is just like “Lol whatever Pitch you’re so adorable just keep making nightmares you precious little Angst Machine”. 

{I still need this in my life a lot okay

Like a lot lot lot lot

It might be more important than breathing by this point}