lolthefunniest:

poisondancer:

I ALMOST FORGOT

ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U

AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE

“I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do”

AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING OUT OF HIS HAT

HE WAS WEARING THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME AND IT HAD A RAT IN IT

FOR LIKE

HALF AN HOUR

BEST CHEF EVER